Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
whose ass print is on the piano?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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