I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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