vagina is talking i cant
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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