I can tuck mytits in my pants
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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