so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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