But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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