How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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