I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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