big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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