He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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