Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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