At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
