I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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