yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize