And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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