I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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