Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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