People with herpes should wear stickers.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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