I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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