but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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