So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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