Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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