She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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