I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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