no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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