two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Randomize
