Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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