id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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