Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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