is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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