i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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