Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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