last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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