How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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