My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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