? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Non-Jews are for practice
there's paper in my vomit.
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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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