: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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