I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
