all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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