Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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