I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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