be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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