I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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