She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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