if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You can't motorboat a personality
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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