Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
