Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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