I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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