stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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