She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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