Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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