I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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