I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
