normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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