That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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