then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have fence marks all over my body
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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