I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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