it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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