The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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